I assert our inalienable right to party.

she-wants-the-eod:

2-shane-s:

Date someone who will date you

Those are some impossible standards to meet.

(via lord-kitschener)

• 6 Apr 2017
• 999189

just-shower-thoughts:

Satisfaction surveys should have a “Meh” option

(via muffinsforeverlover)

• 6 Apr 2017
• 2681

brainstatic:

Disney executive: I need ideas, people. Big ideas!

Employee: What if we did all of our movies…again. 

Disney executive: *cigar drops out of mouth*

(via quintessenceofducks)

• 30 Mar 2017
• 57698

ap0ptotic:

me, being kicked out of school for plagiarism: um you’re not entitled to my emotional labor? find the sources yourself

(via lord-kitschener)

• 30 Mar 2017
• 21381

bigbigloser:

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it

(via lord-kitschener)

• 24 Mar 2017
• 544443

goddess-of-tits-and-wine:

Need a cuddle that turns into sex that turns into a cuddle that turns into napping together

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

• 24 Mar 2017
• 150375